Imagine this: that Kevin kid from Home Alone grew up to be a fucked-up nutcase after being left alone during Christmas too damn often. After mastering the art of home made death traps (thanks to Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern's regular holiday visits) and watching his SAW boxset one too many times, he spend his spare times breaking into rich people's house and setting up traps for the owners and other curious parties. But unlike in Kevin's previous Chris Colombus-penned PG-rated universe, in this alternate world people actually bleeds. And spill intestines. And lose limbs. If you really to see a Home Alone sequel when Kevin went totally batshit and his traps are actually works, here's your film.
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